) Answer all questions truthfully~! It's no fun if you don't.
2 ) Post the title of this journal as "Name's Axis Powers Hetalia Meme!"
Or something of the sort.
3 ) Tag at least three Hetalia fans when you're done. Don't tag someone back!
4 ) Don't be shy - let your true Hetalian spirit shine! Go ahead, we're all dorks here anyways. *YAY*
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Ready? Let's begin!

Section One:
Your Hetalia Life:

1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have?

I'd be a mix of many countries...^//////^; I can't really say. I have a lot of each of their habits. I have an embarrassing side (which only my friends see XD), a serious side, a crazy side, a formal side (which might be most of the time)...the list goes on. And I can have Prussia's cockiness too. Haha.

2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?

Oh baby. I'd have to say England if I wasn't married already

3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?

HE WOULDN'T. Well, he might say "I love America" and it'd be a clean divorce. We'd still be friends. XP

4. You would...

a) Cry passionate tears. [ ]
b) Go after them to cause more drama and make it like an angsty fanfic. []
c) ARU. [ ]

NONE OF THE ABOVE. I'D WATCH HIM AND AMERICA *MEOW* *WHISTLE* *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUNHHHHH* OH BABY.

5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who?

Of course I'd make up with Iggy! I'm so British!

6. You would be most afraid of...

I wouldn't want France to rape me. I'd be pretty scared of angry Sweden too. I could say Russia, but the way Alina and Jane glorify him make him not so scary. XD

7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).

KESESESESESESESESESESESE.

8. Who would be the most afraid of you?

ROMANO WOULD KNEEL BEFORE ME. HE WOULD NEVER COME AFTER ME WITH A FAKE MUSTACHE.

10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?

NUUUUUUU~ I DON'T HATE ANYONE

11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on...

Pfffff, Prussia. Well, it might not be a secret anymore.

12. And your love rival would be...

GERMANY. But if they do kinky things together <s>like that little thing I wrote</s> I wouldn't mind.

13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes).

HIS LITTLE KOTORI.

14. Your best friend?

DUDE ENGLAND AND I WOULD BE TIGHT.

AND ROMANO DUDE.

15. What about your daily punching bag?

I'd get hit with a pipe if I said Russia. But he's such a teddy bear! *hit with lead pipe*

16. And your drinking buddy would be...

THE BAD FRIENDS TRIO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about?

We'd talk about how awesome Prussia is, France's whore stories, and Spain's times with Romano and his tomato secrets.

18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk......)

I'm not sure I want to find out. XD You guess.

19. You start making out with England at/in/on the back of his unicorn.

UNF.

20. And exactly how did this come about...?

IT WAS DESTINED TO HAPPEN. HE SAID, OI, WANNA RIDE AND I SAID OKAY.

21. You get caught by...

America.

22. Everyone's reaction? (You, the person you were making out with, and the one who caught you).

Well, America only sees us floating in the air and munches on a burger.

23. Who would your mother be? Father?

I have no clue. I'll take this test again in a year.

24. Siblings?

NOT A CLUE AHHHHHHH

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25. Soap Opera Time!

Here's the situation.

- Your best friend is in love with your drinking buddy.
- Except your secret crush loves him too.
- And that drinking buddy is madly in love with your love rival.
- That love rival likes your secret crush.
- And your punching bag loves you (even though you beat him/her up).
- And you love your secret crush (durr).

OKAY THEN OHOHOHOH

Section Two
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
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1. Who is your favorite character? Why?
ENGLAND. BECAUSE BRITS ARE THE SHIT (oh snap. I just wanted to somewhat rhyme.)

2. Your least favorite character? Again, why?

fseuifhauhaoiuhgtorighoierhgoeir NO IDEA <s>CANADA</s>

3. Your favorite pairing?

USxUK, Germancest, SpainxRomano, Bad friends Trio...hahah. AHAHAHAH.

4. Your rival ship?

What does that mean?

5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia? (E.g: A country you hadn't even heard of until reading/watching Hetalia).

Sealand, Belarus, Seychelles...that might be it.

6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character?

<S>WE ALL BELONG TO MOTHER RUSSIA</S> [link]

England! And I luff Iggy.

7. Why?

I'M BRITISH AND HAVE A SWELL ACCENT

8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces?

IRL, Allied. Idk 'cause there's America? D:
Hetalia-wise, Axis. Germany, Italy, and Japan. Win trio plz.

9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.

patapatapatapata.

10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH COLOSSAL

Section Three
You are _% Hetalia Fan.
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Instructions:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.

Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
Rewrite the title of section three as "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."

1. You've read Hetalia. [x]
2. You've watched Hetalia. [x]
3. Ever drawn any fanart? []
4. Ever written any fanfiction? [x] (I'M GRINNING)
5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above. []
6. What about fantasized about a character? (Either with you or with another character) [x]
7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume? [ ]
8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character? (dA icon, MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.) [x]
9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [x]
10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. [] (I WILL)
11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. []
12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [x]
13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. []
14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. []
15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life Bible. [x]
16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [x]
17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. []
18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's real name. [x] (A little less. XD)
19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [x]
20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before (yelling the name of their cosplay, not THEIR name). [ ]
21. You hugged or was angry at said cosplayer. [ ]
22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out. XD) [x] (AMERICA ENGLAND CHINA ITALY)
23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? (Either met at a con, online, or RL) [x] (HECK YESSSSS)
24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? [x]
25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [x]

15 / 25 = 84%
I am 60% Hetalia fan. (I'm getting there!)

Section Four
Drink Beer From Our Boots!
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Section BELATED... Couldn't do it because the original owner of this did not leave the questions to be able to answer them.

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Section Five
Fin
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Anything you'd like to say, now that the meme is all done? Frustrating? Fun? Are you dying? Let it all out, sweetie.

I'm tired. Phew. I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN.